it’s love that does us in
Vern (rhymes with fern). lady person, late twenties, midwestern, invested in fictional narratives, kittu9 on AO3. kind of a goober, tbh.
currently into: alternate universes, arrow, brooklyn 99, contemporary art, elementary, feminism, fierce ladies, talking about all of the above.
moonwasours replied to your photo “i did not get to hold the sloth but i got pretty close.”
did you pull a kristen bell?
i became a being of pure energy, focused only on the animals in the room, ignoring the college students who also showed up at the event. (there was also a fennec fox. it was so, so soft.)
jaegermighty replied to your photo “i did not get to hold the sloth but i got pretty close.”
*beyonce’s “jealous” playing in the background*
i posted that picture for u. because u had a bad day. the sloth’s name was steve.
moonwasours replied to your post “co-worker informed me of her plans to take a holistic nutrition course…”
*rolls eyes* you sound like me, or i sound like you…
"it can be organic and still be a chemical. haven’t you ever heard of organic chemistry?" —also me
i mean, i felt like a monster almost immediately, but i am SO TIRED of hearing about green juice and the evils of mouthwash.
co-worker informed me of her plans to take a holistic nutrition course because “we need natural botanicals, not chemicals” and i said “everything is a chemical, katharine,” thereby failing my quest to become a better person.